Anonymous said: #dirty13: I have this fantasy where Seb comes home finding me in the kitchen making brownies. He sneaks up behind me dipping his finger into the bowl then trails the chocolate mixture down my neck, licking and sucking it off with his warm mouth. Liking what he tastes, he spins me around strips me out of my clothes and lifts me up onto the counter then covers my naked body in the batter and licks me clean. And we have hot sticky mind blowing sex all over the kitchen.


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Me: *unemployed*
Me: I been gettin money where the fuck u been!!!!

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this is the only cap that will ever  matter 


idk whose face i like best, sam’s “these are fuckin mine,” nat’s “i am gonna kill u,” or steve’s “oh shit oh shit these people are crazier than me”

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I like to think I’ve come a long way since 14


I said “I like to think” as in “I dont give a shit what other people think bc I’m still proud of how I’ve changed” thank you dont come again

Anonymous said: i hate dumb niggers like you. you probably can't even a fucking book


Can’t even a fucking book

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i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people

what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day.  like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.

i would enjoy that immensely

there is a long list of people that i would gladly do that to without payment

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